Sunday, November 18, 2012

How To Wake board

This is a short version of how to wake board. Everyone should learn to wake board because it really sucks when you take people boating and they want to wake board but they don't know how so then you spend all afternoon teaching them when really if you follow these simple steps you should get up on your first couple tries.

Step 1: First you need to put on your life jacket (safety first)
step 2: Get the materials you will need, the rope (attach to the back of the boat), and a board that is the proper size.
step 3:  Jump into the water and put the board on.
step 4: Now act like you are sitting in the water with the board in front of you parallel to the back of the boat.
Step 5: Hold the rope so that it is in the middle of the board directly infront of you as well.
step 6: now tell the boat driver to take the slack out of the rope so that you get a slight pull, this will help keep you stable.
Step 7: Point your toes and keep your weight down.
step 8:  By now your feeling a pull from a boat, so tell the boat driver to "hit it" (that means go).
step 9: Don't fight the boat or the board, all you have to do is relax and remember step 7. You will know when to stand up when you feel a pull in your butt, kinda like getting pulled out of a chair. When this happens turn you feet so you are sideways now and plant your back foot and boom you will be up in a heart beat. (remember step nine and 8 are very fast)
step 10: you are up and going so now just stay balanced and enjoy the ride.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Grand theft poetry WJ#38

A bright light fell over the earth.
 Nevermore to remain, nevermore to return.
 He was a pioneer a trend setter.
  He was the hardest working and fastest at developing his skill.
 "everything has been provided for me" he would say. " i only have to take advantage of it". 
Quit picking fights and go make something great.
 I looked at it, i always dreamed of it becoming a a secret club house or hideout.
" i just want to be happy, but its rubbish, everytone wants to be happy."
He always seemed to be looking into the beyond.
 I was pretty hazy on the details.
 His anxiety under this suspense was very painful.
 So he just sat there enjoying the thrum of the ideling engine.
And not thinking he emerged from the crimson twilight into the common electric glare with a self conciosness intensified to the pitch of agony.
 and his mission is not for sale.
This hero is protecting  this hellish future, populated by criminals.
 But there is no crosstide, there is no shield, there is no costume.

A little Motivation for you

Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Thats right, and you need to remember that all through this game
I will conquer what has not been conquered
Defeat will not be in my creed
I will believe what others have doubted
I will always endeavor to pull esteem, honor, and respect out of my team
I have trained my mind and my body will follow
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
I will acknowledge the fact that my opponent does not expect me to win
But I will never surrender
Weakness will not be in my heart
I will look to my comrades and to those who are a part of me in this world and those who have trained me
And I will draw strength from them
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
I will gladly go out into the field of battle
And I will move in everything I can do
And I will reach my field of battle by any means at my disposal
And when I get there, I will arrive violently
I will rip the heart from my enemy, and leave it bleeding on the ground
Because he cannot stop me
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
To my side I have comrades, comrades that have been with me through thick and thin
Who have sacrificed their blood, sweat and tears
Never will I let them fall, never will I let them down, and I will never leave an enemy behind
Because our opponent does not know my heart
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
No one will deny me, no one will define me
And no one will tell me who and what I am and can be
Belief will change my world
It has moved continents, it has moved countries, it has put men on the moon
And it will carry me through this battle
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Defeat, retreat: those are not in my words
I dont understand those definitions
I dont understand when things go wrong
I dont understand mistakes
But I do understand this:
I understand victory,
And I understand never surrendering
No matter how bad things go my heart and my mind will carry my body through limits and weakness
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Today will be that day
Not tomorrow, not next week, but right now, right here
In your house and in your homes
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
History will remember me
I will not let worrying affect my cause
I will define myself
I will write my own pages
And no one will tell me what I cannot be
I will never give up
Not until Ive given everything I got
Because who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!

Monday, November 5, 2012

Fans these days

I could not be more annoyed now days by sports fans young and old. They are all bandwagon fans and they are very annoying about it. No its not cool to buy the first place teams gear and wear it around and say you like em. And no just becuase you have the most hats of that team does not mean your the #1 fan. Get your acts together. Here is a list of teams that its not cool to cheer for just becuase their good or becuse others are cheering for them.

Memories

I remember Starting football as a little kid, and my head was full of dreams that I was going to be the greatest player ever. I remember the summer before Jr. year when it was all the boys and we had the best time ever. I remember when I didn't care or worry about girls because all I wanted to do was have fun. I remember when school was fun and you went to go have fun with your friends, now it's all work 100% of the time. I remember elementary school when you were friends with everyone but now there is walls up everywhere but you can't seem to find out who or what put them in between everyone. I remember when it wasn't gay to say "hey do you wanna play?" now you have to say "hangout". I remember my life being a lot simpler and a lot more stress and worry free. I remember girls being easier in elementary school, all you had to do was chase them and then they knew what you were about. I remember my family being a lot more fun and less complex. I remember when I could look in the mirror and be proud of who I saw. When I never had to sell myself short or rationalize who I am. When I had big dreams and plans to do them. Now I can't remember what those plans were or what I was thinking. Now all I have is memories to try and remember.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Kids with bleached Hair

There must be a new club or something around the school because I am seeing all these boys with bleached hair. I don't want to think the worst of them but they seem to be the kids that are loud and obnoxious. So that only leads me to believe they are starting some kind of revolt or Hitler youth club. I frown upon them, they are so disrespectful. They arn't even indie. They look so bad, I bet they think they look good. They say its for football and its a joke but I don't care I will judge them anyway.

Speechless

When I try to come up with a word to describe how I feel at a certain moment, or try to recall a feeling I had all I am is speechless. Words do a very poor job really describing how we feel at certain moments. They give you an idea, or they give an example of how you might feel. But really they will never put that feeling into someone else if they read it. They are "non-transferable" . So The word I want you to think about is a word that could have made me or you speechless.