Sunday, September 16, 2012

Fantasy football

Is there a better thing than real football in the fall? no. But in second place comes Fantasy Football. So intense, So much trash talking, So much to win (bragging rights mainly), so much to loose! (basically your whole reputation if your in my league). When you pick your players is pretty easy, just pick based on rankings and what ESPN tells you. I don't watch many NFL games and yet i still have good teams. So bottom line don't pick based on your knowledge pick based on what you read and stuff, don't be a hero.

But lets be honest nobody just has fun picking players then watching them put points up on the website. It's all about who is in the league, Mainly you want to get as many load mouths as you can to really get the league going on the message boards. See its really not how good your team is in Fantasy Football, the thing that's going get you good league cred is how good you are at making fun of your fellow league members. See the first thing you gotta learn when going into a public competition that you might not win is that if you are the funniest guy and downplay the situation you have less to loose and the other people will think your the funniest kid ever. So when you enter the league make a nice funny name about someone in the league and also post a picture that goes along with it. Mainly this should be a personal jab at the other player, league members don't laugh with you...they laugh at you. You might think this is mean and your being a jerk but no your just creating a rivalry that will last the duration of the year. See your league thrives on the rivalries and competition so the more controversies you create the more fun your going to have.  That's pretty much it, but don't make any dumb trades also. And remember these kids are still your friends so take it easy.

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